But why would he want to kill me? I didn't even know the man.
Actually, much harder to kill person you know. Sometimes not even fun.
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How much was the advance?
SSam
$20,000.
My God, you could buy Delaware!
Cheese and crackers!
I fear our relationship is not at the stage where I would feel comfortable cohabitating.... So let's take our relationship to that stage.
Not every conversation has to make sense!
The library is empty!
I can't see ghosts. I don't know why I went in there!
I'm gonna go beg Mark to let me ride the excavator, because I really need a win today.
Wow, you guys did not have a lot to do back then.
Other than invent democracy?
Ahem.
Amongst Europeans?
It's my ghost power.
Holy guacamole!
SWSamuel Woodstone
Thank God your mother is currently involuntarily institutionalized with hysteria, because this would kill her!
Skipping over pleasantries, I need a page turn in my People magazine.
R-u-n-n-n-n-n-n-n!
Carol's a GHOST!!!
Even in these difficult times we must be precise.
What do we think Carol has in that big purse of hers?
If there's a God, cocaine.
Do people keep pizza in their purses?
HHety
We'll find out when we look for the cocaine.
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