Don't let up.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
AAlicia
Her toenail?
No! I just fixed you, why're you doing something dumb again?!
We found Crash's head.
CCrash
Hiya, Toots.
Oh, my God!
[talking to the ghosts] So you're saying we should threaten Carol to get the wedding here?
These silences, man, things escalate very quickly in these silences.
...
Then let's report a triple homicide.
OK, I'm gonna need some more frequent updates.
The truth is I sort of just...forgot.
Are you happy to see me?
You know, I'm technically 54 years old now.
I have one day to solve Alberta's murder.
You just drink alcohol even though no idea who gave it to you.
And you just traipsed through a field wearing a metal helmet during a lightning storm? What's your point, Thor? We all got here somehow.
Alcohol is highly addictive, with none of the productive or medicinal qualities of cocaine.
Has anyone ever talked to the basement ghosts about what they saw that night?
I'll be honest, I didn't know until very recently that they could speak.
ACAl Capone
This'll teach Alberta to facepalm me.
I'm gonna Google "Nigerian prince" and see if it's in the news!
I feel so...dumb.
Ok, so he lied to us about being a prince. But at least we helped someone get off of Snake Island. And that's what's important.
I feel less dumb.
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