Ghosts quotes

Pete

And just like everything else, when it comes to nature and safety or even plain old life lessons, it's all in this book. Which brings us to today's lesson: archery!

Yay!

Pete

Now, I'm sure we all just want to just start flinging arrows at the targets, but, first, we need to go over some basic safety rules, okay? Rule number one... and I cannot emphasize this enough... never notch an arrow when someone is downra...

Pete

Is it... uh... is it in my neck? Uh... this is actually a great opportunity to discuss what to do in this situation, right? Becky. Becky, you want to run and tell the lady at the house and see if you can use her phone? I'm gonna... I'm actually gonna take a nap, uh, behind the sh-shed over there. Let's reconvene in 15, okay? Mm. You know, 15, 20.

This is a stickup. Everybody down on the ground. Just stay on the floor, and nobody gets hurt.

Hurry up before the pigs get here.

Go. Go, go. Go!

Flower

Bye.

Samantha

It's kind of a long story. I had this near death experience and now I see ghosts. I guess, that's not such a long story.

Jay

Sam, first question, can they take off their own clothes? Sam, come back, I want to tell Jay about ghost sex.

Isaac

Troops, we're running low on fresh water, so I must speak against this ridiculous new trend of hand-washing.

Jay

Come on! Guys, we're not doing this. This is not the new system!

Sasappis

I really wanted to smell some pepperoni.

Trevor

There's no way I'm writing pepperoni.

Jay

Seriously, this is super creepy! Are you guys still in here? Please leave.

Alberta

Let's go, Sam! We don't have all day!

Samantha

Okay, you literally have eternity.

Alberta

Oh, that's right. Thank you for reminding me of my endless purgatory.

Thorfinn

Sweet little baby, drift off to sleep. Dream of stabbing Danish men, laughing while they weep.

Hetty

No, it's creepy at this age.

Thorfinn

Thor feel it, too.

Samantha

Very weird.

Jay

Yeah.

Hetty

Careful, you cad. Those sconces are made of pure leaded crystal. They are worth more than Oklahoma.

Jay

Okay, yep. Easy-peasy...

Samantha

Jay! Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?

Flower

What's going on?

Samantha

I think Jay electrocuted himself.

Isaac

Oh, he's fine. Ben Franklin used to do the same thing all the time for attention. More like Needy Richard's Almanack, am I right?

Sasappis

And also to remind you to leave the TV on when you go.

Hetty

No way. You are aware that your luggage is language by the front door.

Samantha

I know. It's just been a long day. I'll deal with it tomorrow. Sorry, Hetty just came back.

Hetty

No choice, of course.

Bela

I got catfish. This picture is from an obituary.

Trevor

It's the only picture of me on the Internet.

Samantha

He used the kitchen iPad. I knew we needed a better password than 1234.

Jay

Okay. I'll just stay in here with the corpse and all the ghosts. I was kidding. Sam, please slow down! Sam!