Scenes with George 20
[After George has won the pie-eating contest...]
GGeorge
Thank you yetis, for this honor. And now, George would like to give this trophy...
LLarry
To your loving, much-more-deserving cousin?
GGeorge
...to the first yeti to chase Cousin Larry out of the jungle!
LLarry
Yeah! [Realizes] What?!
[Larry sees the two yetis growling at him. Larry runs away from the angry yetis, carrying his trophy case with him]
LLarry
[Screams] Win! [Screams]
George! That was amazing! To celebrate, let's go out to dinner!
[George suddenly becomes nauseous upon hearing what Magnolia said, after having eaten so many pies]
GGeorge
Uh-oh. I think... I think I'm gonna be...
MMangolia
Get a garbage can!
[George wobbles back and forth, until he goes over to the side, and vomits. Ursula, Ape, and Mangolia are traumatized with what they are seeing. The scene fades to them sitting on the forgetting rock to forget what they saw]
UAUrsula, Ape, and Mangolia
Forget... Forget... Forget...
Once upon a midnight jungle
While George snored through tooth and tongu-le
Ape was far too scared for napping
When suddenly, there came a tapping.
[Ape cowers in his hammock under his comic book as he hears crashing]
[George leaps up with fright]
GGeorge
I didn't do it, I didn't do it!
[George falls on the ground with a crash, yelling in pain. George gets up as Ape hides behind him]
[George scans the treehouse, and sees a large bag of peanut snacks shaking. George lifts up the bag, revealing a baby rhinoceros eating out of a dog bowl]
That rhino's eating Shep's food!
GGeorge
[Picks up the bowl] That's not Shep's! That's George's bag of Trunk-A-Munch! Bad rhino! [The rhino burps] You want food, you go get your own! Get OUT!!!
[The rhino whines as it makes big sad eyes]
GGeorge
[Refusing] Uh-uh! Too late for puppy eyes!
[The rhino whimpers and leaves the treehouse]
[George has received a message strapped to a coconut. Ape reads it]
"George, meet me at Howie's. Signed, a hungry predator. Come alone?"
[George looks at Ape, a bit worried. Later, George finds himself in a meeting with the predators, standing in-between a hyena and a lion. Tiger slams his smoothie down on the counter]
TTiger
I know your whole "save the tiny animals" thing is your thing, but us big guys are tired of getting pounded just for doin' our thing.
GGeorge
Maybe big guys should be nicer to small guys. Talk to them. Bunnies can be more than lunch, you know.
TTiger
Hey. We gotta eat.
GGeorge
Hmm... Okay. George is thinking.
[George starts flapping his lips as he thinks]
TTiger
Another smoothie, Howie. This is gonna take a while.
[George is holding a meeting for the predators and prey. Ape bangs a coconut against the stand like a gavel]
GGeorge
[Clears throat] Uh, George wanted to get an opinion on what to plant in new vegetable garden. So, what should it be? Vicious prey? Wimpy predators? Any ideas?
TTiger
[Waves his hand] How about eggplants?
[The predators murmur with agreement]
GGeorge
Okay, then, we'll go with predators. Meeting over.
RRabbit
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on! Why are we gonna go with what they say? Because they're bigger? No! We say "carrots"!
GGeorge
[Gasps] Hey, predators. Are you gonna let them boss you around?
TTiger
No. We are the main vegetable-eaters around here. So, we suggest eggplants.
RRabbit
Well, maybe we don't want you eatin' any more of our vegetables!
RRabbit
[Bounces up, but is unable to stay up to Tiger's height] Your ve...?! [Bounces again] Your ve...?!
[Moves the rabbit on a stool] Here you go, little fella.
RRabbit
Your vegetables?! Why don't you find somethin' else to eat, huh?!
[Tiger starts to get angry, as the other predators start grinning evilly and licking their chops]
TTiger
[Growling] Maybe I WILL. [Roars]
RRabbit
[Nervously] Oops. Hehe. Um... Put up your dukes? [Chuckles] RUN!!!
[All the prey animals run away as the predators start chasing them down again]
[Sighs] Natural order makes me happy.
[George starts to run after the predators, but Ursula grabs him by his suspender]
GGeorge
George has to save little guy!
[The weasel screams as he runs away from Tiger, but George pounces on him, and ties him up with his tail]
TTiger
There's just no pleasin' that guy.
[George has returned Magnolia's bicycle in pieces]
[Devastated] MY BABY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY?! [Sobs]
[Mangolia gives an anguished wail that echoes throughout the jungle. Ursula and Ape swing in as Magnolia bawls]
[Points at George] GEORGE BORROWED MY BIKE!!!
GGeorge
[Chuckles nervously]
Her name was Gloria, and she was the most glorious bike a girl ever had! [Runs away crying]
GGeorge
Don't worry! George will make it up to you! [Accidentally steps on a piece of the bike] Promise!
Look, we promised George we'd wait. [Gasps] What if he's fallen down a well somewhere?
[The gang imagines George walking through the jungle. He jumps over a flower, and loses his balance]
[George falls down a well, screaming, before he hits the bottom]
[The bucket on the well's winch snaps off, falls, and hits George on the head]
And what if he can't remember who he is?!
GGeorge
I'm the king of Spain!
He could be trapped down there FOREVER!
And then we'd never eat! Let's go!
[George is talking to Magnolia in her treehouse]
GGeorge
So... George has question. What would happen if your dad's witch doctor witch doctoring stick got broken, huh?
[Magnolia screams in horror, causing George to scream, too. Magnolia's scream is so loud, her perfume bottles shatter, and her mirror breaks.]
My dad's witch doctor witch doctoring stick is broken?! [Screams]
GGeorge
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Uh, George just wondering, that's all. [Chuckles nervously]
[Relieved] Oh. [Laughs] Phew! 'Cuz my dad always told me that if anything happens to that stick... [eerily] The jungle will be destroyed by evil spirits.
[Screams] Stop doin' that!
[George is talking to a squirrel]
GGeorge
So, how does squirrel think evil spirits will destroy jungle? Earthquake? Tornado? Giant theme park with high-priced parking?
SSquirrel
Nah, I'm thinkin' a giant monster eats everything in its path. Plants... Animals... People... Everything. And then the entire jungle digests slowly in its gut.
[George screams, causing the squirrel to scream, using Ursula's reused screaming voice clip, oddly enough]
Fall in the jungle. [A rabbit goes into a tree trunk, where it removes its pelt, and takes winter clothing] As the days grow shorter, nature clothes herself in the glory of changing season... the sounds of crunching leaves... [a large leaf crushes a monkey; George struggles to rake the leaf, when a strange smell catches George's nose] and the smell of autumn in the air.
[George begins to search for the smell. When he ends up in a tree, he sees something that horrifies him]
GGeorge
It can't be. Please, no!
[Down on the ground is a bananaquat bush]
GGeorge
[Gasps] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Magnolia is in her treehouse trying her new pajamas on Ursula]
My new line of fake faux fur pajamas is gonna be a hit!
[The door suddenly flies open. George is standing at it, looking terrified]
GGeorge
They're here. Save yourselves.
GGeorge
[Begins blocking Magnolia's door] BANANAQUATS!
[Magnolia gasps]
[Giggles] That's a funny name.
[Jumps on Ursula] There's nothing funny about bananaquats!
[Magnolia drops Ursula and paces around nervously with George]
A fast-growin' yellow fruit that appears once every three years.
[She and George bump into each other. They hold onto each other, trembling with fear]
You're afraid of a... fruit?
GGeorge
No. Afraid of what fruit does... to Ape.
He goes crazy when he eats them.
GGeorge
WE HAVE TO HIDE!!!!
GCGoat of Christmas Future
By celebrating Christmas every day, you have never had any other days and missed out on 94.7 percent of everything else.
GGeorge
[crying] I didn't even get one Slug Appreciation Day.
GCGoat of Christmas Future
Negative.
[George screams as he wakes up from his dream and runs through the jungle.]
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