George of the Jungle · 37 quotesUUrsula
[Seeing Dr. Towel Scott and Witch Doctor have transformed into zombies] Franken-Dads!
S1 FrankenGeorge
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Smell is heading for the river! But it doesn't know the shortcut! Follow George!
If it touches that water, it'll be... Aromageddon.
And that's bad, right?
Very! Imagine all the water in the jungle tasting like... Dirty George!
MUMagnolia, Ursula, and Ape
[Gasp] We're doomed!
[They all glare at George, who giggles nervously.]
WDWitch Doctor
[Coughs] Not necessarily.
My perfume!
WDWitch Doctor
I've increased the sweetness and purity by a power of Boogity 11.
[Angrily] There is no such number as Boogity 11, you bone-shaking troglodyte!
S1 Aromageddon
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UUrsula
[Growls] I never get this angry.
I don't get tired of new shoes as fast as I'm gettin' tired of Cousin Larry.
Shhh. Larry's winning sleeping contest.
[Larry is sleeping on George's back]
LLarry
[Snores] Win. [Snores] Win.
George, we hate to say this, but...
UAUrsula, Ape, and Magnolia
Cousin Larry has to go!
Shhh! We can't kick out George's family!
Yes, we can. In fact, let's have a contest to see how far out we can kick him.
But Larry gave us the picnic!
Don't you see? He's a win-a-holic! He only picks games he can't lose!
I hate to say this, George, but I'm in complete agreement.
Ha! Ha! See?
No, George, with Magnolia.
Boy. Ape changes mind pretty quick.
I always agreed with Magnolia. I don't like him.
UUrsula
None of us do.
Also, we believe he cheats.
[George gasps and gets up, causing Larry to fall off his back, making him sleep on the floor]
[Indignant] George will sit on forgetting rock now, until he forgets what Ape just said! [Walks off]
LLarry
[Snores] Win.
[George leaves the treehouse, but comes back seconds later]
I forget. Where is forgetting rock?
[After George has won the pie-eating contest...]
Thank you yetis, for this honor. And now, George would like to give this trophy...
LLarry
To your loving, much-more-deserving cousin?
...to the first yeti to chase Cousin Larry out of the jungle!
LLarry
Yeah! [Realizes] What?!
[Larry sees the two yetis growling at him. Larry runs away from the angry yetis, carrying his trophy case with him]
LLarry
[Screams] Win! [Screams]
George! That was amazing! To celebrate, let's go out to dinner!
[George suddenly becomes nauseous upon hearing what Magnolia said, after having eaten so many pies]
Uh-oh. I think... I think I'm gonna be...
MMangolia
Get a garbage can!
UUrsula
Get a garbage truck!
[George wobbles back and forth, until he goes over to the side, and vomits. Ursula, Ape, and Mangolia are traumatized with what they are seeing. The scene fades to them sitting on the forgetting rock to forget what they saw]
UAUrsula, Ape, and Mangolia
Forget... Forget... Forget...
[Ursula and Magnolia are lounging outside Ursula's treehouse]
UUrsula
[Sighs] You know what the greatest feeling in the world is?
Findin' a three-for-one bathin' suit sale no one knows about and gettin' all the best stuff before your friends get there?
UUrsula
I was gonna say "helping the small and defenseless".
Oh.
UUrsula
I'm just worried that George will be mad that we didn't think he could fix the problem himself.
[Sips lemonade] All we did was give a few critters some self-esteem lessons. That's just helping. A little.
UUrsula
Yeah, right. He probably won't even notice.
Okay. But if there was a three-for-one sale, you would tell me, right?
[George is holding a meeting for the predators and prey. Ape bangs a coconut against the stand like a gavel]
[Clears throat] Uh, George wanted to get an opinion on what to plant in new vegetable garden. So, what should it be? Vicious prey? Wimpy predators? Any ideas?
TTiger
[Waves his hand] How about eggplants?
[The predators murmur with agreement]
Okay, then, we'll go with predators. Meeting over.
RRabbit
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on! Why are we gonna go with what they say? Because they're bigger? No! We say "carrots"!
[Gasps] Hey, predators. Are you gonna let them boss you around?
TTiger
No. We are the main vegetable-eaters around here. So, we suggest eggplants.
RRabbit
Well, maybe we don't want you eatin' any more of our vegetables!
TTiger
Your vegetables?!
RRabbit
[Bounces up, but is unable to stay up to Tiger's height] Your ve...?! [Bounces again] Your ve...?!
[Moves the rabbit on a stool] Here you go, little fella.
RRabbit
Your vegetables?! Why don't you find somethin' else to eat, huh?!
[Tiger starts to get angry, as the other predators start grinning evilly and licking their chops]
TTiger
[Growling] Maybe I WILL. [Roars]
RRabbit
[Nervously] Oops. Hehe. Um... Put up your dukes? [Chuckles] RUN!!!
[All the prey animals run away as the predators start chasing them down again]
[Sighs] Natural order makes me happy.
[George starts to run after the predators, but Ursula grabs him by his suspender]
UUrsula
Where are you going?
George has to save little guy!
[The weasel screams as he runs away from Tiger, but George pounces on him, and ties him up with his tail]
Bad kitty!
TTiger
There's just no pleasin' that guy.
[George has returned Magnolia's bicycle in pieces]
[Devastated] MY BABY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY?! [Sobs]
[Mangolia gives an anguished wail that echoes throughout the jungle. Ursula and Ape swing in as Magnolia bawls]
UUrsula
What happened?!
[Points at George] GEORGE BORROWED MY BIKE!!!
[Chuckles nervously]
UAUrsula and Ape
Oh...
Her name was Gloria, and she was the most glorious bike a girl ever had! [Runs away crying]
Don't worry! George will make it up to you! [Accidentally steps on a piece of the bike] Promise!
S1 Stripy Pony
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Oh, this is ridiculous!
UUrsula
Look, we promised George we'd wait. [Gasps] What if he's fallen down a well somewhere?
[The gang imagines George walking through the jungle. He jumps over a flower, and loses his balance]
Whoops!
[George falls down a well, screaming, before he hits the bottom]
UUrsula
And he's hurt?!
[The bucket on the well's winch snaps off, falls, and hits George on the head]
Ow!
UUrsula
And what if he can't remember who he is?!
I'm the king of Spain!
UUrsula
He could be trapped down there FOREVER!
And then we'd never eat! Let's go!
S1 George Skips Breakfast
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[Magnolia is in her treehouse trying her new pajamas on Ursula]
My new line of fake faux fur pajamas is gonna be a hit!
[The door suddenly flies open. George is standing at it, looking terrified]
They're here. Save yourselves.
UUrsula
[Confused] Who's here?
[Begins blocking Magnolia's door] BANANAQUATS!
[Magnolia gasps]
UUrsula
[Giggles] That's a funny name.
[Jumps on Ursula] There's nothing funny about bananaquats!
UUrsula
Why? What are they?
[Magnolia drops Ursula and paces around nervously with George]
A fast-growin' yellow fruit that appears once every three years.
[She and George bump into each other. They hold onto each other, trembling with fear]
UUrsula
You're afraid of a... fruit?
No. Afraid of what fruit does... to Ape.
He goes crazy when he eats them.
WE HAVE TO HIDE!!!!
S1 Trouble with Banaquats
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UUrsula
Daddy, what are we doing for Christmas this year? [grins widely]
[nervously] Well, honey, this Christmas, we're... in the jungle.
UUrsula
Uh-huh.
And... we don't have snow, or stores, or fancy food, so I thought we might... skip it this year.
[Ursula's eye twitches. The jungle shakes from her furious yelling.]
UUrsula
SKIP... CHRISTMAS?! NEVER!!!
We could have an extra big Valentine's Day.
UUrsula
[growls]
S1 Jungle Bells
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