Scenes with Magnolia 9
Smell is heading for the river! But it doesn't know the shortcut! Follow George!
If it touches that water, it'll be... Aromageddon.
MMagnolia
And that's bad, right?
Very! Imagine all the water in the jungle tasting like... Dirty George!
MUMagnolia, Ursula, and Ape
[Gasp] We're doomed!
[They all glare at George, who giggles nervously.]
WDWitch Doctor
[Coughs] Not necessarily.
WDWitch Doctor
I've increased the sweetness and purity by a power of Boogity 11.
[Angrily] There is no such number as Boogity 11, you bone-shaking troglodyte!
[Growls] I never get this angry.
MMagnolia
I don't get tired of new shoes as fast as I'm gettin' tired of Cousin Larry.
Shhh. Larry's winning sleeping contest.
[Larry is sleeping on George's back]
LLarry
[Snores] Win. [Snores] Win.
MMagnolia
George, we hate to say this, but...
UAUrsula, Ape, and Magnolia
Cousin Larry has to go!
Shhh! We can't kick out George's family!
Yes, we can. In fact, let's have a contest to see how far out we can kick him.
But Larry gave us the picnic!
MMagnolia
Don't you see? He's a win-a-holic! He only picks games he can't lose!
I hate to say this, George, but I'm in complete agreement.
No, George, with Magnolia.
Boy. Ape changes mind pretty quick.
I always agreed with Magnolia. I don't like him.
Also, we believe he cheats.
[George gasps and gets up, causing Larry to fall off his back, making him sleep on the floor]
[Indignant] George will sit on forgetting rock now, until he forgets what Ape just said! [Walks off]
[George leaves the treehouse, but comes back seconds later]
I forget. Where is forgetting rock?
[After George has won the pie-eating contest...]
Thank you yetis, for this honor. And now, George would like to give this trophy...
LLarry
To your loving, much-more-deserving cousin?
...to the first yeti to chase Cousin Larry out of the jungle!
LLarry
Yeah! [Realizes] What?!
[Larry sees the two yetis growling at him. Larry runs away from the angry yetis, carrying his trophy case with him]
LLarry
[Screams] Win! [Screams]
MMagnolia
George! That was amazing! To celebrate, let's go out to dinner!
[George suddenly becomes nauseous upon hearing what Magnolia said, after having eaten so many pies]
Uh-oh. I think... I think I'm gonna be...
MMangolia
Get a garbage can!
[George wobbles back and forth, until he goes over to the side, and vomits. Ursula, Ape, and Mangolia are traumatized with what they are seeing. The scene fades to them sitting on the forgetting rock to forget what they saw]
UAUrsula, Ape, and Mangolia
Forget... Forget... Forget...
[Ursula and Magnolia are lounging outside Ursula's treehouse]
[Sighs] You know what the greatest feeling in the world is?
MMagnolia
Findin' a three-for-one bathin' suit sale no one knows about and gettin' all the best stuff before your friends get there?
I was gonna say "helping the small and defenseless".
I'm just worried that George will be mad that we didn't think he could fix the problem himself.
MMagnolia
[Sips lemonade] All we did was give a few critters some self-esteem lessons. That's just helping. A little.
Yeah, right. He probably won't even notice.
MMagnolia
Okay. But if there was a three-for-one sale, you would tell me, right?
[George has returned Magnolia's bicycle in pieces]
MMagnolia
[Devastated] MY BABY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY?! [Sobs]
[Mangolia gives an anguished wail that echoes throughout the jungle. Ursula and Ape swing in as Magnolia bawls]
MMagnolia
[Points at George] GEORGE BORROWED MY BIKE!!!
MMagnolia
Her name was Gloria, and she was the most glorious bike a girl ever had! [Runs away crying]
Don't worry! George will make it up to you! [Accidentally steps on a piece of the bike] Promise!
MMagnolia
I told you my hair would get frizzy. You know what's really good?
Yes! FOOD... is really good! Especially when it's been sitting in front of me for an hour and a half!
[Ape begins to go crazy. He tears his bib off, then starts tearing his fur off until he's bald]
That... feels better. Magnolia... you were saying?
MMagnolia
Oh, this is ridiculous!
Look, we promised George we'd wait. [Gasps] What if he's fallen down a well somewhere?
[The gang imagines George walking through the jungle. He jumps over a flower, and loses his balance]
[George falls down a well, screaming, before he hits the bottom]
[The bucket on the well's winch snaps off, falls, and hits George on the head]
And what if he can't remember who he is?!
He could be trapped down there FOREVER!
And then we'd never eat! Let's go!
[George is talking to Magnolia in her treehouse]
So... George has question. What would happen if your dad's witch doctor witch doctoring stick got broken, huh?
[Magnolia screams in horror, causing George to scream, too. Magnolia's scream is so loud, her perfume bottles shatter, and her mirror breaks.]
MMagnolia
My dad's witch doctor witch doctoring stick is broken?! [Screams]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Uh, George just wondering, that's all. [Chuckles nervously]
MMagnolia
[Relieved] Oh. [Laughs] Phew! 'Cuz my dad always told me that if anything happens to that stick... [eerily] The jungle will be destroyed by evil spirits.
MMagnolia
[Screams] Stop doin' that!
[Magnolia is in her treehouse trying her new pajamas on Ursula]
MMagnolia
My new line of fake faux fur pajamas is gonna be a hit!
[The door suddenly flies open. George is standing at it, looking terrified]
They're here. Save yourselves.
[Begins blocking Magnolia's door] BANANAQUATS!
[Magnolia gasps]
[Giggles] That's a funny name.
MMagnolia
[Jumps on Ursula] There's nothing funny about bananaquats!
[Magnolia drops Ursula and paces around nervously with George]
MMagnolia
A fast-growin' yellow fruit that appears once every three years.
[She and George bump into each other. They hold onto each other, trembling with fear]
You're afraid of a... fruit?
No. Afraid of what fruit does... to Ape.
MMagnolia
He goes crazy when he eats them.
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