Once upon a midnight jungle
While George snored through tooth and tongu-le
Ape was far too scared for napping
When suddenly, there came a tapping.
[Ape cowers in his hammock under his comic book as he hears crashing]
George? George! GEORGE!
[George leaps up with fright]
I didn't do it, I didn't do it!
[George falls on the ground with a crash, yelling in pain. George gets up as Ape hides behind him]
Hmm.
[George scans the treehouse, and sees a large bag of peanut snacks shaking. George lifts up the bag, revealing a baby rhinoceros eating out of a dog bowl]
That rhino's eating Shep's food!
[Picks up the bowl] That's not Shep's! That's George's bag of Trunk-A-Munch! Bad rhino! [The rhino burps] You want food, you go get your own! Get OUT!!!
[The rhino whines as it makes big sad eyes]
[Refusing] Uh-uh! Too late for puppy eyes!
[The rhino whimpers and leaves the treehouse]
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