[Growls] I never get this angry.
I don't get tired of new shoes as fast as I'm gettin' tired of Cousin Larry.
Shhh. Larry's winning sleeping contest.
[Larry is sleeping on George's back]
LLarry
[Snores] Win. [Snores] Win.
George, we hate to say this, but...
UAUrsula, Ape, and Magnolia
Cousin Larry has to go!
Shhh! We can't kick out George's family!
Yes, we can. In fact, let's have a contest to see how far out we can kick him.
But Larry gave us the picnic!
Don't you see? He's a win-a-holic! He only picks games he can't lose!
I hate to say this, George, but I'm in complete agreement.
No, George, with Magnolia.
Boy. Ape changes mind pretty quick.
I always agreed with Magnolia. I don't like him.
Also, we believe he cheats.
[George gasps and gets up, causing Larry to fall off his back, making him sleep on the floor]
[Indignant] George will sit on forgetting rock now, until he forgets what Ape just said! [Walks off]
[George leaves the treehouse, but comes back seconds later]
I forget. Where is forgetting rock?
So, George sat upon the forgetting rock, and he forgot. He forgot, and forgot, until he couldn't remember what he was forgetting.
[George hears heavy breathing behind him. He sees two large yetis standing behind him. One of them roars at George]
Hmm. Big hairy beast is growling, but George forgets what he's supposed to do. Oh, yeah. [Screams]
[The yeti grabs George by the arm and shows him a photograph of Larry]
Y1Yeti #1
Have you seen this guy anywhere?
George's cousin Larry, yeah. He's staying with me and Ape, but Ape was mean to him. [Realizes] Uh-oh. George was supposed to forget that! Forget... [the yetis pick George up, causing him to scream]
Y2Yeti #2
Beat Larry! Beat Larry!
Hey, wait! George won't let you hurt Larry!
[The yetis put George down]
Y1Yeti #1
We won't hurt Larry. We yeti are scary, but peaceful creatures. We do not fight with our fists. We fight by eating pies. You see, we yeti take great pride in our pie-eating, and each spring, we win our annual pie-gobbling hoedown. For centuries, yetis have won. This year, we were robbed! We are absolutely convinced that Larry cheated at...
Y1Yeti #1
Uh... I forgot.
[At the pie-eating contest...]
George, I didn't want to tell you this, because I didn't think you'd believe me. Larry made a bet that you would lose.
[Ape points up at Larry sitting in the bleachers, happily eating a pie]
Larry not sick! Larry... cheating?
I bet my room in the treehouse that you can do without cheating, while he can only do with fake stomachs and pie-eating dogs in his pants. I believe in you, George.
George won't let Ape down. For once, George going to beat lying, cheating, faking Larry. LET'S DO THIS!!!
[After George has won the pie-eating contest...]
Thank you yetis, for this honor. And now, George would like to give this trophy...
LLarry
To your loving, much-more-deserving cousin?
...to the first yeti to chase Cousin Larry out of the jungle!
LLarry
Yeah! [Realizes] What?!
[Larry sees the two yetis growling at him. Larry runs away from the angry yetis, carrying his trophy case with him]
LLarry
[Screams] Win! [Screams]
George! That was amazing! To celebrate, let's go out to dinner!
[George suddenly becomes nauseous upon hearing what Magnolia said, after having eaten so many pies]
Uh-oh. I think... I think I'm gonna be...
MMangolia
Get a garbage can!
[George wobbles back and forth, until he goes over to the side, and vomits. Ursula, Ape, and Mangolia are traumatized with what they are seeing. The scene fades to them sitting on the forgetting rock to forget what they saw]
UAUrsula, Ape, and Mangolia
Forget... Forget... Forget...
