NNarrator
So, George sat upon the forgetting rock, and he forgot. He forgot, and forgot, until he couldn't remember what he was forgetting.
[George hears heavy breathing behind him. He sees two large yetis standing behind him. One of them roars at George]
Hmm. Big hairy beast is growling, but George forgets what he's supposed to do. Oh, yeah. [Screams]
[The yeti grabs George by the arm and shows him a photograph of Larry]
Y1Yeti #1
Have you seen this guy anywhere?
George's cousin Larry, yeah. He's staying with me and Ape, but Ape was mean to him. [Realizes] Uh-oh. George was supposed to forget that! Forget... [the yetis pick George up, causing him to scream]
Y2Yeti #2
Beat Larry! Beat Larry!
Hey, wait! George won't let you hurt Larry!
[The yetis put George down]
Y1Yeti #1
We won't hurt Larry. We yeti are scary, but peaceful creatures. We do not fight with our fists. We fight by eating pies. You see, we yeti take great pride in our pie-eating, and each spring, we win our annual pie-gobbling hoedown. For centuries, yetis have won. This year, we were robbed! We are absolutely convinced that Larry cheated at...
Y1Yeti #1
Uh... I forgot.
NNarrator
Once upon a midnight jungle
While George snored through tooth and tongu-le
Ape was far too scared for napping
When suddenly, there came a tapping.
[Ape cowers in his hammock under his comic book as he hears crashing]
[George leaps up with fright]
I didn't do it, I didn't do it!
[George falls on the ground with a crash, yelling in pain. George gets up as Ape hides behind him]
[George scans the treehouse, and sees a large bag of peanut snacks shaking. George lifts up the bag, revealing a baby rhinoceros eating out of a dog bowl]
That rhino's eating Shep's food!
[Picks up the bowl] That's not Shep's! That's George's bag of Trunk-A-Munch! Bad rhino! [The rhino burps] You want food, you go get your own! Get OUT!!!
[The rhino whines as it makes big sad eyes]
[Refusing] Uh-uh! Too late for puppy eyes!
[The rhino whimpers and leaves the treehouse]
NNarrator
Fall in the jungle. [A rabbit goes into a tree trunk, where it removes its pelt, and takes winter clothing] As the days grow shorter, nature clothes herself in the glory of changing season... the sounds of crunching leaves... [a large leaf crushes a monkey; George struggles to rake the leaf, when a strange smell catches George's nose] and the smell of autumn in the air.
[George begins to search for the smell. When he ends up in a tree, he sees something that horrifies him]
[Down on the ground is a bananaquat bush]
[Gasps] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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