Mick quotes from Gavin & Stacey

Question 30 is, erm... Oh, is, erm... Is erm... Oh! I know the answer. Kriss Akabusi.

Mick

Unbelievable.

Oh, by the way, this food isn't food food. Oh, God, no. Everyones catered for. Catered for everyone well in advance, no. It's just that this morning, before you arrived, I became a vegetarian. Yeah, veggie, so that's what this is. Out of interest, any one of you vegetarians? I mean, not that it makes any difference to me either way. I mean, we're all adults.

Mick

Pam!

Pam

But, I would ask you to respect my views. And all the little animals who've been needlessly murdered in the name of Western Civilised greed.

Mick

Do you drive Nessa?

I don't Mick, which is a shame, cos I loves a good ride.

Mick

Say it!

Smithy

Go on!

Gavin

Alright, alright, so I'd have to shag Pauline Fowler wouldn't I? Can we stop now?

Pam

You're gonna have to smuggle me some meat!

Mick

How?

Pam

Put it in your pocket.

Mick

Chilli con carne in my pocket? Are you insane?

Mick

You got those maps?

Smithy

Shit!

Mick

Oh, you're kidding me!

Smithy

I left them at Lucy's. She was colouring them in. I can't believe this!

How long have you known about this?

Gavin

I just found out tonight.

Bullshit!

Gavin

I did.

Mick

He did, we all found out tonight.

Smithy

Oh, right. So, everyone found out before me?

Bryn

No, I found out at the exact same time as you, Smithy.

I bet she knew.

Stacey

I only found out at the wedding!

Smithy

That was over three weeks ago!

Gavin

Oh, come on mate!

Smithy

Don't 'come on' me, mate! This is all your fault!

How?!

Smithy

You and her, ringing each other and texting, arranging to meet up in Leicester Square! (Kicks table and moves to Gavin) I didn't even wanna go that day! If you hadn't dragged me there, none of this would have happened!

It didn't happen that day.

Smithy

What?

It happened at Pam and Mick's.

When you went off, in the garden.

Smithy

That?! That doesn't count, that was rubbish!

I know.

Pete

Can I ask you a personal question?

Mick

Sure.

Pete

Where did you get them oven gloves?