How long have you known about this?
I just found out tonight.
Bullshit!
I did.
He did, we all found out tonight.
Oh, right. So, everyone found out before me?
No, I found out at the exact same time as you, Smithy.
I bet she knew.
I only found out at the wedding!
That was over three weeks ago!
Oh, come on mate!
Don't 'come on' me, mate! This is all your fault!
How?!
You and her, ringing each other and texting, arranging to meet up in Leicester Square! (Kicks table and moves to Gavin) I didn't even wanna go that day! If you hadn't dragged me there, none of this would have happened!
It didn't happen that day.
What?
It happened at Pam and Mick's.
When you went off, in the garden.
That?! That doesn't count, that was rubbish!
I know.
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