Those pork dumplings sent us on a fake pizza delivery!
The address was to "Dogdoo 8", but the universe ends right after Dogdoo 7.
[to Dwight] Child mon, is this true?
Yeah, but why are you mad at us? Your dummy brigade wasted a week on an obviously fake mission.
[points at Bender] Plus, they're making bootleg beer inside company property!
[nervously] Lies! Lies and slander! [belches foam]
Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed?! That's the last straw! You boys have been underfoot long enough!
You jerked the words right outta my mouth! We're their fathers, and it's high times we acted like it!
[eagerly] Ooh-hoo! Here comes violence!
[clears his throat] Get a job, you lazy kids!
[Dwight and Cubert gasp]
[groans, then gets out a baseball bat] I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
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