YFYoung Fry
Ah, the Breakfast Club soundtrack! I can't wait 'til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!
“The Luck of the Fryrish” · Season 3
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (3), Bender (3), Turanga Leela (3), Yancy Fry (3), Hermes Conrad (2), Zoidberg (1)
Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.
I'll get my kit!
Here lies Philip J. Fry, named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit.
Pay dirt! I've got the clover! Plus, his wedding ring. Sorry, ladies, I'm taken. Hey, Fry, you want me to smack the corpse up a little?
Uhh, Bender, I think Fry needs a moment alone.
All right, grab a shovel. I'm only one skull short of a Mouseketeer reunion.
DDoctor
It's a boy. And look at that red hair.
YFYancy Fry, Sr.
[annoyed] You sayin' my boy is a Commie?
YFYancy Fry, Jr.
[two or three years old] I wanna be name Philip. Me Philip. Me Philip.
YFYancy Fry, Sr.
Son, your name is Yancy, just like me, and my grandfather, and so on, all the way back to Minuteman Yancy Fry, who blasted Commies in the American Revolution.
[At the horse races]
Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes!
The hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes.
[Leela and Hermes are at a concession stand at the track]
HDHorse D'ourves Salesman
Get your piping hot horse burgers, horse fries, horse cakes and shakes. We got tongue, straight from the horse's mouth.
It all sounds good.
HDHorse D'ourves Salesman
All our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse "juiced-in" goodness.
I'll have the cholesterol-free omelet with horse-beaters.
HDHorse D'ourves Salesman
And you, sir? How can I horse you?
I'll have a horse Coke.
HDHorse D'ourves Salesman
Horse Pepsi okay?
Neeeiiiggghh.
YFYancy Fry, Jr
[wearing a camouflage-colored tuxedo] Thanks for lending me your tux, Dad. It'll be perfect for my wedding.
YFYancy Fry, Sr.
Yancy, that tux got me through 'Nam in style.
Gosh, my old neighborhood. That's the bench where I found some shirts. That fire hydrant. In the summer, we'd light it on fire. On that corner, some guy with a bushy beard handed out a socialist newsletter.
Was it poorly Xeroxed?
You better believe it.
The old comedians were right. This place is a lot different from L.A.
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