“A Clone of My Own” · Season 2
In this episode: Cubert Farnsworth (5), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (4), Philip J. Fry (3), Turanga Leela (2), Bender (1)
Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait…that's not good news at all!
Whatever you did, Professor, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.
Yes, but they won't listen. Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooh, suddenly you've gone too far.
What? You've never seen a genius' wiener before?
[Others mumble negatively]
Well, once in the park...
Nothing is impossible! Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about!
No, that's what being a magical elf is all about!
Why do I have to be the hump?
Because you're too ugly to be a wart.
[Is showing Cubert some of his inventions] And this is my Universal Translator. Unfortunately, so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.
[into the translator's microphone] Hello.
Bonjour!
Crazy gibberish!
[being escorted away by a Sunset Squad robot] Goodbye, cruel world! Goodbye, cruel lamp! Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. [the robot groans] Cruel though they may be, I-- [the rather fed-up robot abruptly picks up Farnsworth and carries him away.]
Come on, Leela! Step your big boot down on the gas pedal.
[She does. Cut to Near-Death Star Landing Pad, the ship takes off and the landing gear goes up. The guest drop off door opens and three guardbots fly out. Guardbot #1 shoots at the ship and two laser bolts hit the engine, causing it to shut down. The ship falls onto the landing pad and the guardbots' hover-ships buzz around it. Cut to Ships Cockpit, an alarm beeps and a red lights flashes]
They've blown out one of our engines!
[fast] Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it! Fix it, fix it, fix it!
Only the Professor knows how to fix it. We have to wake him up.
[She grabs Farnsworth's night shirt and shakes him around. Fry blasts him with an air horn and Bender empties a chest cabinet full of water over him]
Try shocking him!
Your social security cheque is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
Damn it, we'll have to fix the engine ourself.
We can't, you bastard! No one knows how it works. It's impossible!
[Cubert comes around and puts his hand in the air]
Nothing is impossible. I understand how the engines work now. It came to me in a dream. [He lifts an access hatch and starts fiddling with some wires under the floor] The engines don't move the ship at all. The ship stays where it is, and the engines move the universe around it.
That's a complete load!
Nothing's a complete load! Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about. Right, Professor? [Farnsworth mumbles. Cubert closes the access panel] Let's ride!
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