Frisky Dingo quotes

So, yeah. This is, uh... I'm undercover.

Undercover for what?

Uh, aiy... Wendell's volunteered to look into some new fundraising avenues.

Yeeeep! Commence Operation: Meth Nazi!

Operation WHAT?

Wendell!

Oi!

I...don't have a great feeling about this.

Oh, grow up. Do you know how many American politicians are funded by the Neo-Nazis?

Wh...shut up.

My God, there's Congressman [bleep], and Senator [bleep], not to mention Vice-[bleep] [bleep].

Going to bleep those, I hope.

So you and Ronnie... A little history?

Xander Crews

A little bit, yeah... [Flashback to Ronnie preparing to rape Xander in season 1] Which... Not what I call making love. I'd call it "The Shame-spear... of... hurt".

We need to go warn Killface.

But why to help not only mortal enemy, but also political opponent?

Not that it's any of your business, but...I have no plausible explanation.

How about this: vote for me, or I push this dung heap of a planet smack into the sun!

Look, I worked hard on those, and since the Annihilatrix couldn't push me to the store, I'd appreciate it if you'd focus on the damn talking p--!

Oh, that reminds me--should fix the Annihilatrix.

[flying through air with Ronnie on his back] Quit grinding your fucking dick on me!

I cannot find comfort.

How about finding Killface's house?

Okay, but first, guess what.

What?

I feel like hobbit...on eagle.

Well, that's great, Ronnie...

Oh, Bilbo Baggins.

[fuel gauge on wrist reads empty] ...because now you guess what. [Both plummet to ground]

This must be the right place then, 'cause I am lookin' at two right now. Ah-ooga, I'm kidding. Did you guys bring the stuff?

Stuff...

Wait a minute, Gary sent you guys, right?

Oh, Gary! [nudging Ronnie]

Gary, you mean G-Money. We know that guy. Sent us here.

To you, from...somewhere else.

Well then...[revving scooter] get on the scooter!

Xander

I can't go to a presidential debate dressed like this.

Ya, you kinda look like a boob

Xander

You have boobs. Snap.

Baby's lunch bag.

Yum yum yum yum yum

Eat that lunch baby

Xander

I should have a tuxedo there. [Cut to Xander in front of mansion, wearing tuxedo t-shirt] ...or this poly-cotton suckfest!

You wanna watch while I call the police?

No, wait, I got some money down here in my sock.

Xander

See, he's got sock money.

But...

[with ice cream] Here, you lick...with tongue.

[with Awesome X mask and gun] You got change for a .38?! [Shoots clerk five times]

Xander

What the fuck, Wendell?!

Wendell X.

I saw the big pants first. The gold doubloon is mine.

Xander

[last words to Ronnie] Stay gold, Pony Boy.

Grace

[whispering] Psst, Xander.

Wave to Newslady. [Lamont waves and chirps]

Grace

Hey, you.

Come, my chitinous friend. Your mistress summons you from the briny deep.

Ka-Kow!

First question, both candidates--Article Two of the Constitution.

Xander

The what?

Um... [Lamont quacks]

Xander

Why does he get a spirit animal? I think my buzzer's broken!

Is that the one about tariffs?

No, it's the one that says you have to be at least 35 years old and a US citizen in order to be President.

Well, that can't be right. I'm not even a legal resident.

Xander

And I'm only 33.

So, follow-up--why are you idiots wasting everybody's time when you can't even be elected?

And they are good looking slacks. Are they stain resistant?

Well, I certianly hope so.

And why's that?

[shoots Interviewer] ...Because my bird is dead. And now I really shall destroy this VILE PLANET! [Shoots camera]