Frisky Dingo quotes

Greetings, America. (removes helmet) I. . .am. . .Sinn. (Deceptacles gasp in surprise, along with Killface, who is watching from home) And I, with my lover, the Dread Lobster...

Hi!

And my sisters in chaos, Valerie and the supervillainess Antagone--

Who is soon to give birth to what I can only assume will be a giant, hideous ant-baby unwittingly sired by crippled billionaire tycoon Xander Crews--

Xander

(watching in office) God...damn it.

Now control the Annihilatrix, and your new President, in office thanks only to a corrupt Supreme Court...

Taqu'il

(watching from the Oval Office) And more specifically, Stephen Breyer. Boosh! (Makes toast with Stan)

And/or ka-kow!

Is powerless to stop me, for backed by the might of the Annihilatrix, the Sisterhood of Chaos now rules the world! And now, back to the Haggar Pants 500.

How can she afford a media buy? (Simon mumbles) Still...

All this time we thought you were this super cool dude Hooper, who just happened to have great tits!

When really, you're some other dude who just happens to have great tits!

I'm a woman! Idiots...

So listen. I can't give you an okay to...

Xander

Stand those pants up.

...go battle a cadre of supervillains on top of a giant doomsday device.

Xander

Well, not with that attitude!

Remember when Killface punched you with a penguin at the Haggar Pants Presidential Debate (Turns on X-ray of Xander's spine)

Xander

Uh, vaguely, yeah.

Well, that cracked your C3 and C4 vertebrae, so... you ever see Hooper?

Xander

Yeah, that robot with the big tits!

No, but that sounds awesome.

Xander

It is!

I meant the Burt Reynolds movie where he's a hard-living stuntman.

Xander

That sounds awesome.

It is. Anyway, one more impact to the neck, and you'll be paralyzed.

Xander

My third-greatest fear!

Same basic plot as in the movie.

Xander

God, that sounds awesome.

It is.

Xander

But who's gonna stop Hooper?

Well, it's already out on DVD.

Xander

No, I mean the robot with the big tits.

Really sounds awesome.

Xander

It is.

Anyway...

I actually have some thoughts on that.

Oh my God, now my neck's broken!

What! How could you even say that? I'm a freakin' force of nature here. Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew--

Xander

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! ::crash::

Oh...I'll get you a new lamp.

Xander

Yeah, that was actually a sconce.

Still though...

Xander

Yeah, it's just...I kind of spent a lot of time developing the Awesome X brand.

Totally, yeah and it's understandable, you know, you're protective of it.

Xander

And I hate for you to go up there and...

I get it.

Xander

...get your fat ass handed to you.

Wow.

Xander

Yeah.

You just, ah...went ahead and put it out there.

Xander

Well...

Muffin Top X!

Xander

Well...

Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.

Xander

Ok, you know what? Yeah, do it.

Really?

Xander

Yeah, because either your dumb ass dies or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb.

Um...

Xander

Cause ah, you know, big picture, child support...

You gonna...

Xander

I'm not saying perform an abortion...

Oh my god...

Xander

But, let's see if you can't stab that thing while it's still in her belly.

Could maybe stab her in the belly if I had a machete.

Xander

Well...your words.

I want to meet this hobbit of yours--Bobo T. Baggins. [pause] Oh my God, I just got that! I think I'm gonna throw up!

You know, I'm REALLY starting to re-think this whole "Sisterhood of Chaos" thing...

What?

Oh, not you!

Yeah, cause I'm, like, totally charming!

TOTALLY! (Antagone cackles again) Her, though...

Worse than Dane Cook.

Whoa! Oh my god, that is adorable!

He's really getting worked up!

Oh yeah, definitely some activity down here.

Can you see him, is he crowning?

I don't know or care what that means.

He's gonna come soon, I can feel it!

You can feel that?

Xander

Mmm, yeah I'm gonna pass... on that... because it is retarded! Wendell!

Yes?

Xander

Go kill that baby, buddy.

Now there's a movie I haven't seen.

Xander

Uhh Vera Drake?

Didn't see it.

Xander

It's... for an abortion movie? Pretty funny.

Let's rent it.

Xander

Done! All abort! Toot toot!

Son of a filthy, fat-titted whore! (Simon mumbles) Oh, piss on the swear jar!

Who the hell was that?

That's Steve, from machete squad.

We have a machete squad?

Yeah, that guy Steve's on it.

All right, let me get this straight. You're saying that Steve guy and the crab-man killed Sinn.

Yeah, then put me in her armor to make it look like I did it...

Damn, that Steve's crafty.

...then took off with the bug-lady to give birth in a secret location.

They're probably starting an ant-baby machete-squad splinter group! (All Decepticles gasp)

Steve mentioned that.

I just killed a man for her; she don't even know my name. High school all over again.

I can't believe you paid your daughter a million dollars never to contact you again.

Xander

Hey, she's no angel. She signed the contract too.

Yeah...you were a huge dick.

Big push, big push! Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop!

What?!

I'm gonna throw up. (Hovers to bathroom)

Get back here!

(in bathroom, having vomited) Do you have any Scope?

Get your fat ass back here!

What are you doing here?

Xander

Well, I'm not here to buy douchebags, so it doesn't really concern you.