TV show quotes
[Wendell is visiting Cody in jail. Cody has the appearance of a stereotypical 'prison bitch'.] So, you think you could move some product in here?
[sighs] I'll...have to check with Gary.
Who the hell's Gary? [long pause as Cody looks down] Ohhh.
I do have shortlist of four tentative maybes.
[grabbing list]] Let's see here...
Okay, Snatch-mo.
[reading] Roxanne, the Real Roxanne, Roxanne Shanté, and Salman Rushdie.
Which...I think it's actually "Salmon."
Huh, well, we'll just see what old Wikipedia has to say about this Canada business... Why is, um... nothing's happening here.
You're not connected to the Internet!
The what?
How good is... your reading?
Not great.
[Fifty minutes after the computer goes down]
No, what are the last three digits?
I don't even see the I.P. address.
It's right up...
Now I'm thinking of I.P Freely. Now I'm thinking of Ace Frehley. Stan, Ace Frehley...
Oh, for fuck's sake...
Put him in on list.
Why is the damn thing turned off?
You said shut down.
Momentarily, a half an hour ago!
Well, I didn't go to computer academy!
Oh, shut the fuck up!
Sir, care to sample a yummy wee-muf?
[typing] Why the hell would you come over here and presume that I would want a yummy... mmmmmiss-muf?
Hahaha! See! It's not Vice President of the United States and Canada!
[looking at Lamont's homemade "get well soob" card] Damn it, Lamont, what did I say about the macaroni?!
Give my regards to Hooper.
[in Awesome X gear]And what's that supposed to mean? You know, I hate it...with your little snotty foreshadowing.
Hooper's in charge now.
How and why is Hooper in charge?!
Well...you know, he's...got a lot of great ideas and...um...leadership...ideas.
It's his tits, isn't it!
Oh, my God, are his tits not insane?
[sighs] They totally are.
Oh, and not just his tits either.
His ass.
It's like a peach, I've seen it.
Sing the song, dude.
There's a song?!
[singing] Deceptacles...
[joining in] More than you bargained for. [One does a drum solo]
Way to ruin it, "Neil Peart"
Let's hear it for Hooper's titties!
You, Awesome X, are now my prisoner.
Yeah, well, I got your prisoner right here! [Points guns at her] So, swirl that softly and gently around your erect nipples.
Deceptacles.
[All Deceptacle point guns at Awesome X]
You know...
[taking X's guns] I'm just gonna hold these...
That's why I never let y'all have a song.
[Dottie's hair is comming off in clumps] How do you expect to win this debate if you're not prepared?
Well, how do you expect me to prepare with you sloughing off fuzz like a new towel?
There's no record of you ever working for the Department of Labor.
Well, duh! I was on loan from the CIA.
Yeah, we contacted them too, and they won't confirm or deny your story.
That's the beauty of it--nobody knows if I worked there or not.
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