[to Phoebe] OK, it's 2100 hours. Time for your toast.
Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
You had a bathroom break at 2030; pee on your own time, Mike... Now, in regard to the toast - OK, you wanna keep them short; nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. OK, you just get in, do your thing and get out.
Is that what you say to Chandler?
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Friends quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Friends pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.


