Joey, Chandler and others in “The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits”

Finished my recommendation, and I think you'll be very, very happy. It's the longest I've ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.

I don't... understand

Some of the words a little too sophisticated for you?

It doesn't make any sense.

Of course it does. It's smart. I used a thesaurus.

On every word?

Yep!

What was this sentence originally?

Oh, "They're warm, nice people with big hearts."

And that became, "They're humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps."

And hey, I really mean it, dude.

Uh, Joey, I don't think we can use this.

Why not?

Well, because you signed it "Baby Kangaroo" Tribbiani.