Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, when I was a kid it was like.. "Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!" or er.. "Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!"
“The One with The Boob Job” · Season 9, Episode 16
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (3), Rachel Green (2), Monica Geller (2), Chandler Bing (1)
[Rachel tries to install baby-proofing things in the apartment.]
Are you saying that women can't do it?
Women can do it; you can't.
Monica, will you please tell Joey that he's a pig?
[to Joey] You're a pig. [to Rachel] And you can't do this.
Well, I found the hardware store by myself!
The hardware store's just down the street.
There's a hardware store down the street?
[Monica and Chandler each borrow money from Joey, forcing him to lie to them both until they find out.]
Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?
Because she is!
Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.
Mm-hmm! For your boob job!
MRMonica, Rachel, Chandler
It's over, Joe!
Okay. So I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?
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