Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... [reads from the screen] "gay as the day is long"?
“The One with the Memorial Service” · Season 9, Episode 17
In this episode: Monica Geller (3), Chandler Bing (2), Ross Geller (1)
Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.
But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true.
I'm dead and no one cares.
I look like a man!
Just one problem at a time, please. Ross, you only gave them one day's notice, of course no one's going to come in just one day. And Monica, it's probably the way you stand.
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