Hey, when did we become one of those couple who let our rat babies control our lives?
“The One with Phoebe's Rats” · Season 9, Episode 12
In this episode: Mike (2), Ross Geller (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[doing a crossword puzzle] Hey, Mike - what's the capital of Peru?
Lima.
No, it starts with a V and ends in an X. And hopefully with a T-O in the middle.
You know, you're right. The capital of Peru is Vtox.
[about Emma's new nanny, Molly] What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it.
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