Phoebe and Joey in “The One in Massapequa”

Well, if you're gonna get to know him then you'd better do it now.

Why?

Because I'm gonna kill him.

What? Why?

You guys were right, Parker's too excited about everything. I mean I'm all for living, but come on, this is the Geller's 35th wedding anniversary, let's call a spade a spade, this party stinks!

I know, I'm having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, then when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!

Really? Are you sure it wasn't an oyster?

I dunno, I guess it could've been. I didn't really look at it. I just wiped it on Chandler's coat and got the hell outta there.