“The One with the Kips” · Season 5, Episode 5
In this episode: Chandler Bing (4), Joey Tribbiani (3), Monica Geller (2), Phoebe Buffay (1)
I'm really getting tired of always sneaking around all the time.
Me, too. What if we went away for the weekend? No interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.
Monica All weekend? That's a whole lot naked.
I'll say I have a conference and you can have a... uh... chef thing.
I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair in Jersey!
Okay! You know you're not, though.
That hotel you stayed at called. They said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.
Chandler [nervous]: Yes, that was mine.
I figured you hooked up with some girl and she left it.
That would have made more sense.
I don't even feel like I know you any more. All right, I'm just going to ask you this one time. Whatever you say, I'll believe you. Were you or were you not on a gay cruise?
It happened in London.
IN LONDON??!!!
[Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are all trapped in Monica's room. Chandler has his ear pressed to the door.]
Can you hear anything?
Oh, yeah, someone just said, "Can you hear anything?"
[Joey is searching for something under Monica's bed. Monica turns around and sees Joey's butt sticking out from the top of her bed.]
Hey, Joey's ass. What are you doing?
[About Ross and Rachel] Well, remember when they had that big fight and broke up, and we got stuck in here with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, you know? So I hid this in here.
[Places a small box on the bed filled with candy bars and other things.]
Ooh! Candy bars, crossword puzzles...
Ooh, Mad Libs! MINE!
[Chandler finds a few condoms in the box.]
Condoms?
Hey, you don't know how long we're gonna be in here. We may have to repopulate the Earth!
And condoms are the way to do that?
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