Monica and Chandler in “The One with the Kips”

I'm really getting tired of always sneaking around all the time.

Me, too. What if we went away for the weekend? No interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.

I'll say I have a conference and you can have a... uh... chef thing.

I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair in Jersey!

Okay! You know you're not, though.