I'm sorry.
Well, sorry doesn't bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home.
“The One with All the Thanksgivings” · Season 5, Episode 8
In this episode: Chandler Bing (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1)
[The duck walks by.]
Chandler [angrily]: Oh, oh, I'm a duck. I go quack-quack. I'm happy all the time.
You know what we should do? We should play that game where everybody says what they're thankful for.
Oh. I should be thankful for the wonderful fall we've been having.
EEverybody
YEAH.
I remember one day I was at the bus stop and this cool fall breeze came blowing out of nowhere and totally lifted this chick's skirt. Oh. And I'm also thankful for thongs.
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