Joey and Chandler in “The One with the Kips”

That hotel you stayed at called. They said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.

I figured you hooked up with some girl and she left it.

That would have made more sense.

I don't even feel like I know you any more. All right, I'm just going to ask you this one time. Whatever you say, I'll believe you. Were you or were you not on a gay cruise?