Before I start, I just wanna say that I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of a song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of "Pepper people."
“The One with Joey's New Girlfriend” · Season 4, Episode 5
In this episode: Chandler Bing (1), Ross Geller (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
What the hell was that?
What?
Kathy was being nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
What do you want from me?
I want you to like her! But if that's too damn difficult for you, then the least you could do is pretend!
I AM pretending.
Well, then do it better.
Okay, uh, what do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? [Joey gives Chandler a thumbs-up.] No, no, it'll be good. I can tell her how much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment we met. That I'm so fantastically over-the-top want-to-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!
Well, that's pretty good, but you wanna tone it down a little.
You know what else is really great about him? Oh, what is the word for an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?
Oh... [knocks his fists together at Rachel]
What was that?
Monica knows.
It's this dumb thing that Ross made up just to try to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it. [to Ross] I remember I cried the night you made that up. It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.
Well, I'm gonna go get ready... [knocks his fists at Monica]
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