Friends · Season 2, Episode 23
“The One with the Chicken Pox” · Season 2, Episode 23
In this episode: Phoebe Buffay (4), Ross Geller (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1)
[Phoebe arrives to tell the gang about her submariner boyfriend.]
He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together.
So, wait -- this guy goes down for, like, two years at a time?
[Chandler, mouth full, groans in frustration.]
That'll teach you to lick my muffin.
[Chandler, mouth full, groans in frustration again.]
We didn't do any of the romantic things I'd planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and, you know, coffee at Central Perk... Oh! I just got that!
[Phoebe has chicken pox and is being forced to wear oven mitts so as not to scratch]
Oh, look, look, a low budget puppet show!
[laughs Sarcastically] It's such a shame you can't see what finger I'm holding up.
Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months in a steel tube, with men, thinking about this moment. I am not going to let a bunch of, itchy spots stand between us.
[walks to her then kisses her]
Okay, this is the most romantic disease I have ever had.
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