[Joey and Rachel are waiting for Phoebe to get back from her father's house]
[Pulling out a sandwich] Want half of my sandwich?
What kind is it?
Ham and olive spread, no mayo.
[Sarcastically] Right, right, 'cause mayo would make it gross.
“The One with the Bullies” · Season 2, Episode 21
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (2), Rachel Green (2), Ross Geller (1)
[a dog is trying to attack them and Joey throws his sandwich at him but he dosen't touch it]
Okay, Joey, the dog will lick himself but will not touch your sandwich. What does that tell you?
Joey [To Ross]: Haven't you ever gotten beat up before?
Yeah.
I mean, by someone besides Monica.
No.
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