Friends · Season 2, Episode 10
“The One with Russ” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (2), Monica Geller (2), Chandler Bing (1), Ross Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[Joey has just gotten two terrible reviews of his acting in a play.]
I've been doing this for ten years and I haven't gotten anywhere. There's gotta be a reason.
Oh c'mon. Maybe you're just... paying your dues.
No, no, no, it's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind. [Reads from the paper] "In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiani was able to achieve brilliant new levels of..." continued on page 153... "sucking."
My agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!
Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
Hey, yeah, we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
[about Ross and Russ] See? They're as different as night and... later that night.
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