It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank, you know, holding claws...
“The One with the Prom Video” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Chandler Bing (3), Phoebe Buffay (3), Joey Tribbiani (2), Monica Geller (1)
[The gang observes a video of a young, fat Monica getting ready for prom.]
Some girl ate Monica!
Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds!
Oh. So how many cameras are actually on you?
[a woman has just run away from Chandler because of his bracelet Joey gave him]
He could've gotten me a hat or a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me THE WOMEN REPELLER! The eyesore from the LIBERACE HOUSE OF CRAP!
It's not that bad.
Easy for you to say; you don't have to go around wearing a REJECT from the MR. T COLLECTION! [Imitating Mr. T] "I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry! I do, I do!"
[after Rachel kisses Ross]
See?! He's her lobster!
[about the bracelet he gave Chandler] You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Well, it'll probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
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