“The One with Phoebe's Dad” · Season 2, Episode 9
In this episode: Chandler Bing (3), Rachel Green (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[The gang is decorating the Christmas tree]
I remember my father dressed in the red suit, the big black boots and the patent leather belt, sneaking around downstairs. He didn't want anybody see him, but he'd be drunk, so he'd stumble, crash into something, and wake everybody up.
Well, that doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas.
Who said anything about Christmas?
[The gang is exchanging Christmas gifts]
Ok, I guess that just leaves the gifts from Joey and Chandler.
A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.
Were those funny brownies?
Not especially, but you know what, I think they had pot in them.
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