Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
Ha, ha, ha!
What?
"Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black."
“The One with All the Poker” · Season 1, Episode 18
In this episode: Rachel Green (4), Phoebe Buffay (3), Chandler Bing (2), Ross Geller (2), Monica Geller (1)
[The gang is playing poker.]
I will see you... and I'll raise you. What do you say... want to waste another buck?
No, not this time. [he folds] So what'd you have?
I'm not telling.
Come on, show them to me. [He reaches for her cards. Rachel covers them up]
No!
Show them to me!
Get your hands out of there! No!
Let me see! Show them!
You know, I've had dates like this.
Your money is mine, Green.
Your fly is open, Geller!
[To Ross] Boy you really can't stand to lose can you, your face is getting red and little veins popping out of your temple.
Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
Hey you know what I just realised?, Joker is Poker with a J! -- Coincidence?
Hey, that's Joincidence with a C!
RRachel
[To Ross]
I'm gonna get your money
And you will never see them
And your fly's still open [Ross looks down]
Ha, I made you look
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