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Friends · Season 1, Episode 15

“The One with the Stoned Guy” quotes from Friends

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“The One with the Stoned Guy” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Chandler Bing (1), Ross Geller (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1)

Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?

How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.

Hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?

SGStoned guy

Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!

Oh, gosh, I'm so glad you like them.

SGStoned guy

Like 'em? I could eat a hundred of 'em!

Oh... well, um... [chuckles] there's all there is of these. But, in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.

SGStoned guy

Tartlets? Tarlets? Tarlets? Word has lost all meaning.

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