All right, all right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?
Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to The Russian Tea Room.
Friends · Season 1, Episode 19
“The One Where the Monkey Gets Away” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (2), Chandler Bing (1), Ross Geller (1)
All right, all right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?
Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to The Russian Tea Room.
Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?
Of course.
Oh. Then no.
[Rachel's ex-fiance Barry just came in Monica's apartment door]
Rachel, I can't marry Mindy anymore. I want you.
[had been looking forward to asking her out] We really need to start locking that door!
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