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S1 E5

Friends · Season 1, Episode 5

Ross, Rachel and others in “The One with the East German Laundry Detergent”

Ross

It's amazing, okay? You just reach in there, there's just one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right? As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?

Rachel

Come on! You guys can pee standing up.

Chandler

We can? All right, I'm trying that.

Joey

You know what blows my mind? Women can see breast whenever they want, you just look down and they are there! How you get any work done is beyond me.

Phoebe

You know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things and, like, not even care.

[Long Pause]

Ross

... Multiple Orgasms!

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