JP
Well, um, there's nothing unusual about popping your cherry with a family friend. I actually dislodged my V-plates on my birthday, when my Uncle Paulo took me to Southampton.
Josie
Yeah, I don't think we should play this game any more.
JP
Right, there's nothing bad about it!
Oregon
I don't think I want to hear this.
JP
He bought me a hooker for my eighteenth!
[Everyone else groans.]
JP
What? She wasn't a munter, she was dockside fine!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Fresh Meat quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Fresh Meat pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.