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S1 E4

Fresh Meat · Season 1, Episode 4

Ralph, Howard and others in “Episode 4”

Ralph

"The cherimoya is a fruit that originates from which country?"

Howard

Peru.

JP

[to Ralph] Dunno mate. So, I was thinking maybe of going to see Ross's DJ set. You up for it?

Ralph

China, India, Malaysia, or Peru.

Howard

Peru!

Ralph

Was, mate. Meant to be a large one. Only last dude setting us up with upperclass As has got meningitis. Don't get me wrong, it's a tragedy, but dude, keep it real!

JP

Well, I mean, if you need any shit, I could always pick it up for you?

Ralph

For reals?

JP

Yeah, totes, bruv. Whatever you want.

Ralph

Fuck it. I'm gonna say "Peru".

Quiz machine

Correct answer!

Ralph

Yeah, baby, I'm a ge-ni-us! Well, if you're serious…

[Ralph produces a list for JP.]

Ralph

We want the lot. Everything on there. "The ring ouzel is a type of what bird?"

Howard

[after a pause] Duck.

JP

Yep. Cool! No probers.

Ralph

That would be a duck!

Quiz machine

Incorrect answer!

Ralph

What the fuck!?

[Howard smiles maliciously.]

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