JP, Girl and others in “Episode 4”

So, there must be some sort of uni health club or something. I mean, you work out, right?

No. Pretty unfit.

Not from where I'm standing. [winks]

I can't do exercise, 'cause I've got severe athlete's foot.

I think of it as the very definition of irony.

Would you excuse us, ladies?

[to Howard] What are you doing!? They don't want to hear about your fucking foot!

I'm just being myself.

Why the fuck would you want to do that!? That is literally the most stupid thing I have ever heard! I'm here to teach you how to be a real person!