Josie and Kingsley in “Episode 4”

Do you not want to talk about it?

Talk about what?

How you lost your virginity?

It was a true story.

Yeah, I know, it's just—you were twelve, and I just wondered if that's where your issues come from?

What issues?

A woman who was meant to be looking after you had sex with you. It doesn't sound great, does it?

Josie—

Plus, a caravan site. What if she still works there? Don't you think it's your duty to report it?

Josie, we don't need to do anything because what I said wasn't it. She did exist, the woman, but we never actually—

Oh? So, why did you say you did?

Oh. Blimey. Ooh. Erm. Aww. Kingsley.

What? What're you thinking? Oh, you are way off the scent, sister. I can tell you that for sure.

It is nothing to be embarrassed about.

It's not what you think. But if it is, which obviously it is, you wouldn't say anything to anybody, would you? Not to the others? Or your friends, or your parents?

Why would I tell my parents?

Just because of my mum, I never got a chance to do it. And she—

Honestly, Kingsley, virginity's only a big deal until you lose it. I mean, I made Dave wait, like, ages. And then we did it, and I was like, "Is that it?" Even now I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. You know what I mean?

No.

No. God, erm, sorry. Look, I promise I won't tell another soul.

Kingsley's a virgin!