Freakazoid! · Season 1
At least let the lad go!
No, I cannot.
Why?
Because he tasks me! He tasks me! 'round the moons of Snivia, I chuckle at thee. Beyond the Corpian clouds I chuckle more at thee. Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins! Kirk, old friend, I... Oh, sorry. [He fixes his tie.] Good-bye.
Note to myself: Cut Dexter out of the main title. Buh bye!
No! This can't be happening... I'M FREAKING OUT!
[changes into Freakazoid]
[in Groucho Marx voice] I think he just said the secret word!
[voice-over] When you want to change into the Freakazoid, just say "Freak Out." When you want to change back into Dexter, say "Freak In." You're a good lad. I'll be seeing you around.
[crying] That made water come out my eyes.
...And then I got sucked into the Internet, and well, here I am.
Y'know what you should do with your powers?
What?
I'd become a superhero, but that's me.
Nah.
You could fight crime.
Nah.
Uphold the truths.
Nah.
Impress the ladies.
OKAY! I'll do it!
Hey, what is this place? [looks through binoculars] Palm Trees. Hula girls! Pineapples. Hula girls! Surfboards. Hula girls! Hula girls! Hula girls! Of course, it all adds up! I've somehow landed in Norway!
Have I got time for another gawking-at-the-girls-through-binoculars gag? I like those! [looks through binoculars] Hula girls!
To Destiny! Hello Destiny! I was seeing your friend Duty! He says very bad things about you!
One day, while saving Air Force One, teen super hero Freakazoid was unexpectedly swept into both a time warp vortex and a T.V. show parody. From that point on and until the segment ends, Freakazoid is lost in time. He is... Quantum Freak!
[Freakazoid views the world he altered.]
Good heavens. It's Rush Limbaugh. He's become a real bleeding-heart liberal and look! Euro Disney is packed! Cold fusion works! No Chevy Chase movies!
Might I inquire is to whom is piloting the aircraft?
[As it turns out, Pinky was controlling the plane.]
[laughs] Zort!
I wish I was at home reading funny stories in binary.
"Hey, so I'm picking up a few bucks. Don't tell the IRS."
We'd be at grandpa's by now if it weren't for Dexter.
Hey, I got lost in the desert.
And you weren't around to help when that blue guy jumped me again.
You're the only one who see this blue guy, Duncan.
He's real.
Of course, he's real to you, dear. But that's because, you're probably insane.
[Dexter starts laughing. Duncan gets annoyed.]
What are you laughing at?!
Good day. I'm H. A. Futterman, professor of broadcast standards here at Kids WB. And you've just witnessed Relax-O-Vision. Relax-O-Vision is a... [notices the camera has changed and re-orients himself accordingly] Relax-O-Vision is a process that inserts calming, mirthful images, into scenes that might be too intense for the kiddos watching at home. For example, Freakazoid's extremely... [notices the camera has changed and re-orients himself accordingly] Freakazoid's extremely violent brawl with the demon ninjas was replaced with a soothing scene of fishes as they think their happy little pleasant thoughts. Now, settle back... [notices the camera has changed and re-orients himself accordingly] Now, settle back and get ready to enjoy the first cartoon ever broadcasted in calming, save, and kid-friendly Relax-O-Vision.
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