[dazed] Anybody for loosemeat sanwiches?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
CGCave Guy
Now, it's our turn. [he and Kid Carrion laugh maniacally]
BLABLABLABLABLABLABLAAAA! [lunges towards them as Relax-o-Vision cuts in; later, after Cave Guy and Kid Carrion are defeated]
I probably blew the animation budget for the WHOLE season on that one fight.
FFatman
I've got a stitch in my side, and I've lost my freshness!
SCStore clerk
What's Oops Insurance?
[Arms Akimbo knocks over jar]
AAArms Akimbo
Oops.
AAArms Akimbo
What's this hee haw!? Stop that! Fight normal!
[singing] Circle around with a Brooklyn thug, toss him in the aisle with a coffee mug!
HHans
I am Hans. We will take the sky buckets to the observatory. The professor is waiting for you there. Now, come. We mustn't linger. It is not safe here at night.
It's day.
HHans
Well then, I suppose we can linger for a moment.
[Freakazoid and Hans are riding "sky buckets" to the top of a mountain]
It's just like at Disneyland!
HHans
Not anymore, I'm afraid.
What?
HHans
At Disneyland. Zee sky buckets, they are gone, kaput. And zee ride where zey shrink you down tiny, nicht. [German for not, implying that the ride was removed]
Oh no, well, at least they still have the little motorboats.
HHans
[He hangs his head and grits teeth, indicating they removed the motorboats as well; sad music plays in background.]
NO! NOT THE BOATS!
[Freakazoid opens a door, expecting a evil villain outside. When he opens the door, there stands Cosgrove.]
Hey Freakazoid, wanna go build a Go-cart?
SSSteven Spielberg
Fade to black. The End. What was that other plan, exactly?
PRPaul Rugg
Well, we'd end the show early to show some more Animaniacs reruns.
SSSteven Spielberg
Oh! I like that. Let's do it. [cuts to the final verses of the Animaniacs theme song]
Large Cakes!
Diane Sawyer acts sincere, but she's really faking it.
DUH! Faking it.
DUH! Piece of the gross. [then smiles with chewed up Oreo cookies in his teeth, while having milk & Oreo cookies on his plate]
STAY OUT OF YOUR FATHER'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER! Trust me on this one.
Duh, underwear drawer, no no.
So AT&T, MCI, & Sprint fought a pitched battle over who would provide service. [showing stock footage of armored tanks fighting in a warzone] Finally, Bo-Ron chose the winner [showing Bo-Ron with lipstick imprints on his face while Candice Bergen is attracted to Bo-Ron] and we phoned his home.
AAH! It's ringing. [They reached an answering machine in Bo-Ron's primitive language addressing "We're not here right now. Please leave your message after the beep"]
I got the machine. It's ALWAYS on. Hello? You're there. I know you're there. PICK UP! COME ON! PICK UP!
O-O-O-O-O-O-OH, FREAK OUT! [melts into the ground and resolidifies as Freakazoid]
Is it just me or am I showing up later and later in each episode? [then talking like Jerry Lewis] OH, LOOK AT ALL THE NERD PEOPLE MAKING THE FUNNY JERKY-SHAKY MOTIONS WITH THEIR SILLY HEADS!
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