H. A. Futterman in “Unfinished Business”

Good day. I'm H. A. Futterman, professor of broadcast standards here at Kids WB. And you've just witnessed Relax-O-Vision. Relax-O-Vision is a... [notices the camera has changed and re-orients himself accordingly] Relax-O-Vision is a process that inserts calming, mirthful images, into scenes that might be too intense for the kiddos watching at home. For example, Freakazoid's extremely... [notices the camera has changed and re-orients himself accordingly] Freakazoid's extremely violent brawl with the demon ninjas was replaced with a soothing scene of fishes as they think their happy little pleasant thoughts. Now, settle back... [notices the camera has changed and re-orients himself accordingly] Now, settle back and get ready to enjoy the first cartoon ever broadcasted in calming, save, and kid-friendly Relax-O-Vision.