NNarrator
The following scene has been deleted by the network censor because it shows a pup making dog water.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Look, what don't you understand?
BBill
Any of it.
Listen, it's really quite simple. I take Lord Bravery. She becomes "Helen's Bake Shop", "Helen's Butcher Shop" becomes "Rudy's Butcher Shop", because "Rudy's Hardware And Twine" changes to "Hank's Hardware And Twine" and "Hank's Tires" becomes "Terry's Tires" and if "Terry's Intimate Apparel" changes to "Wendy's Intimate Apparel" requiring Wendy's to change to Johnny's, Johnny's to Ellen's, Ellen's to Frank's, Frank's becomes Enrique's and Enrique's becomes Bill's, which means all you have to do is change your name from "Bill's World Of Paint" to something else!
BBill
But I don't want to!
Why?!
BBill
Cos' my name's Bill.
What kind of superhero would call himself Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes?
SMr. Snarzetti
Ah. One who wants to use the element of surprise.
[After demonstrating the Emergency Broadcasting System] This was only a test. If there had been an actual emergency, we would have gone like this: AAH! HELP! HELP US! NO! GET US OUT OF HERE! HELP ME! HELP EVERYONE! AAH!
JVJack Valenti
We've put together a little motion picture about Freakazoid's origin. It's filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason.
BMBusiness Man
A Freaky-zoid? What's that?
That's just what it sounds like Mr. Fancy Man sitting in your chair!
[Roddy is thrown from the top of a building.]
Now, how did that happen? [He begins to chuckle, then pauses at the silence of his colleagues.] Laugh with me!
AAnnouncer
We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension. Thank you. And now back to our program.
Oh I'm his uh.. [thinking] WHAT SHOULD I SAY! I CANT THINK! SHE'LL NEVER BUY IT! CRUD! CRUD! [out loud] I'm his insurance agent.
Insurance agent? But he's only 17.
[thinking] CRUD! I BLEW IT! I BLEW IT! [out loud] Oh no, I meant his driving instructor. It's time for his lesson.
On Christmas Day?
He's a very bad driver.
You'll never get away with it Guitierrez!
Get away with what? I haven't said anything yet.
Yeah you're right. Sorry, I jumped the gun. My fault.
Dexter? Is that you? How bad a driver are you, hon?
Dexter! Open the door, you little dip. I've gotta make tinky.
Well, hi, Sport! You must be Duncan! Nice to meet you, let's wrassle.
Say Uncle!
Uncle!
Say Grandma Moses makes munchy meat most Monday mornings!
Grandma Moses makes munch... much... I can't!
JVJack Valenti
But if the movie's rated NC-17, that means kids can't get in; Only adults can get in. Mom doesn't want to see adult movies, but Grandpa was in the army and he's not bothered very much so he decides to stay along with Sgt. Scruffy, who's just a dumb dog anyway. I hope that explains it. Now, back to the cartoon!
CMr. Chubbikins
Meow.
What does that mean? "Meow"? Bring the animal psychologist in! [enter the animal psychologist] Ask the kitty how to activate the flaw.
APAnimal Psychologist
Meow meow meow?
CMr. Chubbikins
Meow, meow.
APAnimal Psychologist
Meow?
CMr. Chubbikins
Meow meow.
APAnimal Psychologist
He says he's very sad.
Oh, go away.
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