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Frasier · Season 2, Episode 16

“The Show Where Sam Shows Up” quotes from Frasier

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“The Show Where Sam Shows Up” · Season 2, Episode 16

In this episode: Frasier Crane (2), Niles Crane (1), Martin Crane (1), Roz Doyle (1)

[Sam is telling Frasier about his fiancée]

SSam

She's a terrific person. She's smart, she's funny, she's horny. I mean, she's just the kinda chick you wanna stick up on a pedestal.

You know, Sam, it's always amazed me how you can elevate and demean in the same sentence.

[Just after they meet Sheila, Frasier reveals to Roz and Niles that he slept with her]

You slept with her?

On what desert island with no hope of rescue was this?!

What did Frasier say about his old man? The father. The cop.

SSam

He told me you were dead.

Dead?

We just had a fight that day. I was mad.

SSam

You're a cop? You told me he was a research scientist.

You were dead! What did it matter?!

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