Frasier · Season 1, Episode 23
“Frasier Crane's Day Off” · Season 1, Episode 23
In this episode: Frasier Crane (2), Niles Crane (2), Martin Crane (1), Roz Doyle (1)
Frasier is clearly ill, but reluctant to miss work
Well Dad, as you've often said, "If you can walk, you can work". Took sort of an ironic twist when you got shot in the hip!
Well, at least I had a real job! Half your listening audience hears voices already, the other half talks to themselves. If you don't show up, who's gonna notice?
[After Niles initially refused to fill in for his brother, Frasier says he does not possess the right qualities anyway]
Frasier, this pathetic attempt at reverse psychology is beneath you!
Then you're not going to do my show?
No, I am going to do your show, and I'm going to do it better than you ever dreamed of doing it!
[Niles is substituting for Frasier on his radio show.]
Although I feel perfectly qualified to fill Frasier's radio shoes, I should warn you that while Frasier is a Freudian, I am a Jungian. So there'll be no blaming mother today!
[After a drug-addled Frasier has locked himself in the studio]
Can I get security up here? Captain Kirk's got control of the bridge and he's gone insane!
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