What burrito, Ed?
Oh, um… I, uh, nightmare about a burrito?
Coco?
Si, again. Sorry.
Speaking of burritos, I'm starving. Let's go have breakfast. I need lots of energy to finish constructing that orphernometer before Mac shows up.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Bloo? You no el perrito.
I most certainly am not a burrito.
DLDon Lickles
Ow! What was that for?
RRRingo Rango
Something just licked my leg.
DLDon Lickles
Oh, so that automatically makes it me, just 'cause I got tongues for feet.
Bloo! Jokey's gone, and he's not coming--
(darkly) Back? Of course he's not coming back. It's Adopt-a-Thought Saturday, the day they come to take all our good buddies away. Now Jokey's off being all Jokey with who knows who?
But what about our jokes? (Shaking them) Who's gonna be Jokey with us?!
Exactly! (Hits mac) And who's next? Wilt? Eduardo? Coco? That silly-looking guy with the eyes?
Oh, yeah. I like him.
We all like him, Mac. you can like him 6 ways of Sundays, but that's not gonna Save, but now is it?
Well,I---
IS IT?! then try the fool you with the balloons and the lemonade, But believe you me, This is a dark day, They want me out of the pictures cause they're know I'm the only one who can stop them.
So, what's the plan?
(mouthful of cupcake and evil smile) That's a good question, And I've got just the answer. (burps)
MBMac & Bloo
BEHIND YOU!
[turns around] Wilt. So nice of you to come and visit. You look well. How's everything outside?
What are you doing, Bloo? You're up to something and it's not cool, okay?
Don't be silly.
Then why are all the friends hiding in the house? I know you don't want to lose your buddies, but I'm sorry to say it, you're being really selfish, okay?
Want a cupcake?
Don't change the subject, please?
I'm not. I'm unselfishly offering you one of my cupcakes.
You know, I'm sorry, Bloo, but it's Adopt-a-Thought Saturday, and well a lot of our friends may finally have a chance to find new homes to call their own.
[sees Mac appearing and hiding behind his legs] I know. That's the problem. [shoves Wilt, making him fall] Timber! [he and Mac then tie him up to a chair, tape up his mouth, and put him in the closet] This hurts us more than it hurts you.
Yeah. Sorry, Wilt.
[muffled] No, I'm sorry.
It's a Christmas miracle!
[Next Adopt-a-Thought Saturday… Wilt, Mr. Herriman, and Frankie tie up both Mac and Bloo to chairs, tape up their mouths, and put them in the same closet]
Sorry, but believe me. This hurts me more than it hurts you.
[Mac and Bloo feel sick from playing outside in the mud on a rainy day]
Oh, pal, you feel a bit warm.
Yeah, you don't feel hot.
I don't feel so… [sniffs] hot either.
Come on, I'll take you home.
[in unison] Coco! Coco! Coco!
[in unison] Adios, Mac.
[in unison] Bye, Mac. Feel better, man. Sorry. [Mac sneezes] Gesundheit.
So what're we trying to watch?
[with mouth full] A kweecha feature.
A kweecha feecha?
Sorry. [swallows] A creature feature.
A creature feature?
It's okay, Eduardo, don't worry.
Yeah, Ed, it's probably just some silly old movie about a silly old ghost and some silly old house on some silly old hill.
COCommentator on TV
The Curse of the Cannibal Ghost of the Haunted House on Horror Hill!
Good call.
SProfessor Smith
What a perfect night for a drive.
[Meanwhile the Foster's bus pulls up at Mac's apartment]
Now, hurry on inside and get yourself to bed, okay?
[Back at Foster's… While trying to watch the other movie]
CMrs. Chambers
Wait, what's that up ahead?
SProfessor Smith
You mean the Petunia Patch?
CMrs. Chambers
No, not the Petunia Patch. That haunted-looking house on that horrible looking hill!
SProfessor Smith
Oh, why that's just the Haunted House on Horror Hill.
[now white as ghost, leaves the other room, sneezes and gets mucus all over his hands, wipes it on the wall, leaving a trail as he heads to the bathroom; looks at his reflection] You don't look so good.
BSBloo's Reflection
Well, you're no prize either.
What'd you say, buddy? Whoa... I feel dizzy.
BSBloo's Reflection
You gotta get oxygenated. Deep breath. Deep breath. Not throughout your mouth, mouth-breather. Throughout your nose.
But I don't care to have no nose.
BSBloo's Reflection
Sure you do. [makes a trumpet-like-nose and plays lively jazz music along with other different-colored Bloos]
[wiping his eyes and looks at his reflection, normally, as the music stops] I think I'm delirious.
I thought steam was supposed to unstuff me. I gotta get some air in here. [pulls at the chains on the window]
The rattling! The terrible rattling!
[Bloo bursts out of the bathroom, trying to get the chains off him, and Eduardo screams]
It's the Cannibal Ghost!
[Wilt and Eduardo both scream, Wilt jumps in fright and gets his head stuck in the ceiling, Eduardo runs, and Coco comes down the hall still dressed like a ghost]
COCO! [Bloo screams] Coco! Coco! COCO!
Coco?
[Eduardo runs and screams, bursting through the walls. He bumps into a wall-like imaginary friend and gets sent flying back]
WFWall Friend
Try to watch where you're going, pal.
[Eduardo screams]
Sorry. Really. Shan't happen because none of it can happen again. Won't happen because none of it seems to happen again. Go on back to bed. Don't you worry about a little thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright right now, there's definitely not a- [Eduardo grabs him and pulls him down] Cannibal Ghost.
[Wilt and Eduardo fall and they Bloo draped in Coco's sheet]
Coco? Coco? Coco?
Coco? It's been you this whole time, hasn't it? Why, of all the rotten tricks to- [he removes the sheet, revealing Bloo underneath it] Homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina-
Hi! I'm a stupid, lazy door! I'm stupid and lazy at least, I shan't try to OPEN UP because I can't try to OPEN UP! I won't try to OPEN UP because I don't care to try to OPEN UP!
Who you gonna call?
Cococo.
They've been out of business for years. If we wanna save our friends from this phantom menace, we're gonna have to do it ourselves. So, how did they stop the ghost in the movie?
Now, we need to feel quiet so the ghost won't know we're coming. So no feeling spooky and yelly at all, okay?
I don't feel yelly.
Shh.
Coco.
[Eduardo spots Bloo coming up behind them and pokes Coco and Wilt]
Quit it, Eduardo.
Oh...
[Eduardo pokes them again]
What is it? You need to tell me THE GHOST IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
What is the meaning of this?!
Coco cococo, co co co co!
Caught a ghost? It's preposterous. There's no such things as…
[The Foster's bus crashes through the boarded-up doors]
[steps out of the bus] Monster... monster... monster... [four imaginary friends all covered in plaster] GHOSTS!!!!! [faints]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.