Did she sound Australian? Australian accent?
Yes, yes.
What did it sound like?
Kind of like an evil version of our accent.
S2 E5Unnatural Love
[Speaking about Jemaine and Keitha the night before]
Did you use protection?
Yes, but only on my penis.
[Strong Aussie accent] Mum says I sound like Marilyn Monroe.
[To Bret] Did you catch that?
What? Are you deaf? Marilyn Monroe.
Oh, Marilyn Monroe.
Yeah.
What about her?
I talk like her now!
She sounds like her.
Yeah, she does a bit.
[annoyed] I talk like her now...
Yeah, I suppose if you squint your ears...
Okay, they're gone.
Thank you, Dave.
Yeah, don't worry about it, guys. I just think it's really cool that you love each other, even though you're from Austria and you're from some place no one's even fucking heard of.
Australia.
New Zealand.
Exactly. Because it shouldn't matter where you're from when love's involved. It's like that movie "Interracial Hole Stretchers 2" — she was white; they were black. But it didn't matter in the end, did it? Because they were in love.
I haven't... I haven't seen that one.
Well, it really affected me.
S2 E6Love is a Weapon of Choice
[singing]
Send a cheque in a letter to make a Setter feel better.
Come on, make a donation to save a shakin' Dalmatian.
So, Brahbrah, how long has Charlie been gone?
BBrahbrah
Six years.
BBrahbrah
I thought you guys were gay.
S2 E7Prime Minister
We've still got the barbecue to look forward to.
PMPrime Minister
Yeah, I was thinking about that, Murray; a barbecue's a little bit old-fashioned, don't you think? What about a fondue party instead?
Yes!
PMPrime Minister
Yes, I mean I've got the cheese covered. [pulls single block of cheese from suitcase]
Nice.
PMPrime Minister
What could you bring, Murray, the salads perhaps?
Definitely.
PMPrime Minister
Bret, what can you bring?
I could make half a dozen croutons.
PMPrime Minister
Half a dozen, do you think you could go higher than half a dozen?
Nine hundred.
They'd have to be very small, almost like crumbs.
PMPrime Minister
Nine hundred, I think that's too many; try and split the difference, try and come down from nine hundred but up from six or seven.
I could probably make fifty croutons if you like.
PMPrime Minister
Excellent, excellent idea. You're showing promise, young man.
Alright, [makes note in pad] Bret's shown promise.
Bret, are you rehearsing Paul Simon's solo stuff?
... No.
S2 E9Wingmen
I've got a girlfriend.
No!
Well, no. Not really a girlfriend. She doesn't know I exist.
But you do, you do exist, don't you? [pokes Bret]
Yeah, I exist.
'Cause you guys said you didn't exist before.
Yeah, we exist.
Why did you tell me you were from Never Neverland?
New Zealand.
But you said you guys flew here!
On a plane. On a plane, Dave.
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