I've got a girlfriend.
No!
Well, no. Not really a girlfriend. She doesn't know I exist.
But you do, you do exist, don't you? [pokes Bret]
Yeah, I exist.
'Cause you guys said you didn't exist before.
Yeah, we exist.
Why did you tell me you were from Never Neverland?
New Zealand.
But you said you guys flew here!
On a plane. On a plane, Dave.
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